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Thoughts and observations of an Enneagram Type 7 INFP Beatles fan. I prefer baths to showers, late nights to early mornings, cats to dogs, and Mary Ann. The perfect blog for all featherless bipeds.
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Friday, February 28, 2003
Mathematically and philosophically, a spiral is just a circle or a self-similar repeating process that is moving along a perpendicular axis in time or space, but that apparent simplicity obscures some complex symbolism. A lot of things in life work like spirals. Some are on an upward spiral, like the way money is supposed to grow in an investment account when you reinvest the dividends, and some are on a downward spiral, like an engine that begins to overheat, then the heat causes the oil to break down, which increases the friction, which increases the heat, etc. A lot of these processes have been given spiffy names - my two examples are called 'the magic of compound interest,' and 'thermal runaway,' respectively. People often allow themselves to get caught up in spirals, good or bad. A typical downward spiral is when you're having a bad day and you start keeping a laundry list of all the things that are going wrong and each thing just makes you go, 'well, there's another thing.' It also happens when systems fail catastrophically, like a stock that drops to half its value in one trading session because as soon as the value starts to plummet, everybody and his brother yell 'SELL!' to try to cut their losses. I refer to this as the lemming effect, and my personal investment strategy is to buy them up as soon as they hit a low, expecting other bargain-hunters to drive the price up sooner or later. Upward spirals sound good, and often they are, like a couple who are truly in love, or a pair of friendly competitors who push each other to new heights of experience and acheivement, but they can also go sour, and turn from growing enthusiasm to mass hysteria or crowd mentality, especially as the number of participating individuals reaches a critical mass.
Thursday, February 27, 2003
One of my personal heroes, Mr. Rogers, died today. He was cool. News from Excite
I do not like feeling powerless. A couple of quick examples?
Friday, February 21, 2003
So my brother read the post below and wrote back, "There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is love." and I'm finding that really helpful. It also helps that I'm kind of in limbo this weekend, writing this from a hotel room in Carson City, Nevada. I'm at a Dataflex Developer's conference for three days, and there's really no reason to even think about how my back deck's all torn up, or the leak in the hot tub, or the catalog merchandising list that was due last week. Ah, sweet freedom. All I have to do tonight is eat, drink a couple of beers, and sleep like a baby.
Thursday, February 20, 2003
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Monday, February 17, 2003
I've thought of another personality category to add to the mix: morning people vs. night-owls. I myself sit squarely in the latter camp, dear reader. To extend my blatant and perhaps unfair stereotyping of the showering dog people, I think they mostly tend to be morning people as well. It just seems to me that the people who run the world are dog people who like to get up bright and early and take a shower. And by run the world, I mean simply that they set up these ridiculous situations where you need to get up at 4:00 a.m. to get to the airport, or you're actually expected to do something constructive before noon on a day to day basis. Oh yeah, and the one that really bugs me - they get to say it's an hour earlier when it's already getting dark before six, just so it's lighter earlier in the morning, but then it's already dark when you get off work - what's that all about?
Sunday, February 16, 2003
Friday, February 14, 2003
Did you ever see those episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation where Broccoli, I mean, Lieutenant Reginald Barclay, is addicted to the holodeck, preferring to spend time there to his real life aboard the Enterprise? Well I think I'm having the same problem with the Internet. I also feel like that other episode (Nth Degree) where a benevolent patriarchal superbeing gives him super-intelligence so he can wire himself into the computer through the holodeck and bring the Enterprise round to his 'hood at the center of the universe for a quick look-see. My mind is going a mile-a-minute, picking up clues and making connections, and fighting the urge to follow those curiosity threads out through Google is beginning to sap my superpowers. Luckily, I just found out via e-mail this morning that I'll be a rich, skinny, well-hung winner with no debt, a new house, a free car, 50 lbs. of lobster, killer steak-knives, and a hoard of cheap DVDs before you know it!
Wednesday, February 12, 2003
So I'm listening to the radio on the way in to work, and the guy says, 'I'd sure like to buy my sweetheart a diamond for Valentines Day, but I don't have any cash, and my credit isn't any good,' and the announcer says, 'That's OK - come on down to The Diamond Center, where no one gets refused.' But I'm thinking, well, gosh, if you don't have any money and your credit stinks, then maybe you shouldn't be buying diamonds! Of course, that's basically the same thing Greenspan told congress yesterday too.
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
There are three kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't. --Anonymous I've been getting really into personality types lately - you may have noticed that the sidebar refers to Type 7 and INFP. The 7 is supposed to be my enneagram, which is turning out to be an interesting way to classify personalities. There's a good test at Similar Minds. INFP is my type on the Keirsey temperament sorter, which is related to the Myers-Briggs personality tests. Here's a butt-ugly, but useful looking website: Keirsey.com. Anyway, I'm really excited because we are supposed to be getting a bathtub installed this week by the same crew that remodeled our kitchen. We bought an old house where the previous owner had remodeled the bathroom, and I'm sure she ripped out a good solid old tub to create our way-too-elaborate custom-tile shower stall. It occurs to me that there are bath people and shower people, just like there are cat people and dog people. It also occurs to me that the pairs that go together are probably cat/bath, dog/shower, but maybe that's just overgeneralizing from my own thoroughly established cat/bath personality preference. Regardless, by the end of next week, I should be sitting in a bathtub reading a book, happy as a cat with a bowl of raw shrimp. By the way, I knew I was getting to be an old fart a few years ago when I actually got excited about buying a recliner.
Monday, February 10, 2003
Don't forget - Survivor 6 "The Amazon" starts this week! CBS
Yesterday I had lunch at Jack in the Box, and I was struck by something that I witnessed. An older gentleman was giving the clerk a really hard time because he didn't get his senior discount on three iced teas, and bitched that he'd been in the day before and they'd only given him the discount on one of the three. The reason I found it laughable was that when they gave him his 50 cents, he walked out and got into one of those $55K Mercedes with the windshield wipers on the headlights. I guess maybe that's how you get to drive one. On a lighter note, our daughter had a pair of caterpillars in a peanut butter jar that we collected together a couple of weeks ago, and one of them has turned into a butterfly! We released it yesterday morning into a beautiful sunny day, but we're worried that the chrysalis opened early because it was so warm in the house, so we left the jar outside with the other guy still hanging from the lid.
Sunday, February 09, 2003
Ah, where to start, where to start? I have christened this blog Asparagus Pee, Gooblek & Other Neat Stuff because I love neat stuff. I once dreamed of editing a major magazine publication called Neat Stuff that would be a general purpose magazine of the best articles about everything. I'm intrigued by things like asparagus pee - you eat a little bite of asparagus, and within minutes your pee smells funny all day - how odd is that? Gooblek is something I just discovered my wife playing with with my 3 1/2 year-old daughter yesterday. It's nothing but a stiff suspension of cornstarch in water, but it's the neatest stuff you ever saw: you can slap it or break it or roll it around like a ball, but if you leave it stand for a second, it 'melts' into a shiny wet puddle. If you drop a ball of it, it damn near, but not quite, bounces.
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